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I was sat in my stretch limo with Mother Teresa and Ian Lavendar when a cyclist literally fell out of the sky through the sun roof and made Mother Teresa pregnant, when I accosted him about the scuff marks on my seal-skin interior he laughed in an unpleasant way and said "Where we're going we don't need stinking road tax" then he punched me in the mouth and set fire to my mother. I am a cyclist myself.
I think this is a strong contender.
General_Strike
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