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Are you suggesting that World News Daily Report is anything other than a highly reputable news source? When it says right here on its disclaimer page that it offers up News You Can Trust? http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer/

The LHC is finally up and running again after a pretty big overhaul with proton-proton collisions at 6.5TeV. You can view the status and live events at http://lhcportal.com/ and http://meltronx.com/index.html

Yo dawg, I heard you banned fracking, so I put a ban on your ban so you can frack while you frack:
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/may/19/fracking-texas-governor-stops-cities-and-towns-banning-hydraulic-gas-mining

(Massive step forward for local democracy in Texas, huh).

will the turkeys vote for xmas ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33003782

How about giving them the pay-rise, but tax their accommodation expenditure allowance at 40%?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05zhqvk

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-32983932

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-33002701

Cyclists in london reach a record high
(must be the endorphins

Christ! Just looking at that final photo with the bag on the handlebars dangling next to the spokes, with a cabbie, two vans, and a bus directly behind is giving me the fear!

Edexcel maths gcse sounds like it was top Lolz.

Micro dosing (with EPO in this case) seems to be able to beat the biological passport checks... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-32983932

Perhaps though the risk looks more like she'll lose whatever is in the bag (looks like a takeaway) rather than fall and be mowed down by the cabbie and van drivers who may now, according to 'safety in numbers' take care around her

You say this as if losing one's takeaway is a only a minor misfortune. U mad, bro?

isn't it terrible when some unauthorised unregulated organisation illegally hacks your private data / correspondence and steals your personal information ..... oh

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-government-hack-live-china-denies-responsibility-for-cyber-attack-that-stole-personal-details-of-four-million-employees-10298745.html

London - Ur doin it wrong M8

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33009682

^ that job tho. Testing shit for drugs? Do not want.

Smart bike lanes in London?
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-05/london-tests-cyclist-detection-radar-in-attempt-to-boost-riding

*books holiday in Finland*

in today's cunt bun, so i'm reliably informed. by none other than this forums favourite King of Cunts, Rod Liddle!

it's pretty good, by Cunt Rod Riddle's standards.

+3 points for:

• "smirking berk"
  
• use of 'simples' to justify argument
  
• thinly veiled threat in the last para
  

from editor of the BBC Radio 4's Today programme, to... this. he's the Marco Pierre White of 'journalism'.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/greenpolitics/planning/11655089/RSPB-ignores-widows-wishes-and-looks-to-sell-land-for-housing.html

rspb behaving badly
any bets the ceo gets a cut of the profits a tidy bonus and all the expenses they could wish for

^^ probably more to that than just what's related in the story though - torygraph has an ongoing hatred of the rspb.

Could be a bit of a canard.