• THis weather is bringing out the dickheads. To the belter that undertook me in Stockwell: I will carry out my promise of my size 11 in your top tube if you undertake me past parked cars. It is my right not to ride in the door zone. If you want to go faster pass me on the right. Otherwise if you get taken out by a car door, you send me flying into the path of overtaking vehicles. Capisce, knobler?

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