Football

According to the BBC, Balotelli won't be leaving Liverpool.

This is great news.

psychic penguin predicts villa win in the fa cup

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/fa-league-cups/psychic-penguins-have-made-their-pick-for-arsenal-vs-aston-villa-in-the-fa-cup-final-10278258.html

but they are brummy penguins

biased much

so that sevilla manager
back to back uefa cups, not a bad feat

lol soundbite this morning:

"I can't believe it's not blatter"

cnn reporting via a cia source blatter is the main target of the investigation

heres hoping

good news dicki
crosses fingers

"Our penguins love getting the chance to put their psychic abilities to the test, especially Ginny," said Naomi Bird, Aquarist at the underwater themed attraction.

Nominative determinism at its finest.

cnn reporting via a cia source blatter is the main target of the investigation

The CIA? Fuck me this is overkill, and of course Blatter is the main target. US law enforcement is always about knocking over the dominoes as far as they can, hoping to get to the last one.

Oh and a big Fuck You Toronto FC

https://youtu.be/oKUwkBOJbMo

Joe Hart's been working on his new celebration I see

Juve continue to do good business in the transfer market - Khedira on a free from Madrid and Dybala to complete medical on Friday. Now they just need to beat Barca.

Oh have Spurs actually bid £12m for a player who in 2 weeks time is available for nought?

liverpool bid 6-8mn for him
burnley receive compensation due to his age i believe .... if sold in the uk
if sold to moyes in spain he goes for free

I can only see the tribunal fee being £3m - £5m. Having a bid accepted will allow a team to talk to him before his contract expires but ultimately his contract will run out and it will be up to Ings where he goes, even if Spurs bid twice as much.

Common consensus is he favours Liverpool, could be renting Gerrard's old place it seems.

could be renting Gerrard's old place it seems

Ooohh. Juicy.

could be yentzing Gerrard's old place it seems.

could be waiting to get burgled in Gerrard's old place it seems

1 more sleep.

Excited.

Come on The Villa!!!

meh

http://www.dw.de/bundesliga-hamburg-and-karlsruhe-tied-after-play-off-first-leg/a-18483966

Hamburg could still go down, this is great news.

The Bundesliga is still cool, right?

Even with Klopp?

Couple of quid on villa to win 2-1 at 100/1
Come on villa!

Come on villa!

Wash your fucking mouth out.

Bit early to be on the sauce?

(thanks though...)

I'm probably still a bit tipsy from last night but I also put money on Villa to win.

Them penguins, they see the future.