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Take that back or your a dead man

Yeah, he was there quick, but then I thought maybe someone had set up a Google alert if "Hatton Garden Noye" was searched together? That's how someone rumbled Belle Du Jour.

Your mum's a dad man.

No, wait ...

You're

FFS may you accidentally stub your toe and stand barefoot on a Lego brick.

I hope you stub you're toe.

It was dimi3 who sent me that link Mr Noye.

Wasn't quite sure where to post this - free crossing from dover to calais on your bike 6th to 21st June with myferrylink :
https://www.myferrylink.com/ferry-offers/national-bike-week-2015?packedargs=site%3DSF_Pax_Uk

Awesome!

Repost (but different source) but worth it to see the smarmy cunt who thought he could get away with his speeding charge crying over losing his case & £10,000 in costs...

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/speeding-businessman-david-pickup-cps-9302938

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32812466

550 bikejackings in london last year

earthquake sandwich
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32840579

osama bin ladens porn stash will not be made public .... darn

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bin-laden-documents-us-officials-will-not-release-alqaeda-leaders-pornography-stash-10266992.html

#toodangerous

What's the knocked over wheelie bin count? Those poor bastards...

not dangerous enough
the odd exposed calf or naked knee doesn't really do it for me
difficult to fap to

they are sending in the dog teams to search piles of new look and next clothing, for survivors

should I make the obvious bush joke?

That BBC headline givers The Onion a run for their money.

*their

Trufax

if ever you needed any further evidence of the utter worthlessness and venality of the 'honours' system:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-32844276

so that's a knighthood for being shit at your job and getting the sack as a result.

just think of look at all the work he's done for the great british pie industry

Services to puddings I believe.

ha

your never more than 6 feet from a ginsters pastie

#trufact