Crap 'Buzzwords'

"vertical alignment across the whole content strategy piece"

That's truly dreadful. :)

"Changing gears in a competitive landscape."

'brand event'

Personal Development Opportunities Impactful Influencing

wut?

Piece.

Had this moment the other day.

Perhaps not strictly relevant to this thread, but the ongoing uptake of the rising /question intonation now appears to be inexorable and I still fucking hate it. There was a guest on R4 earlier who did it at the end of nearly every sentence. SO PAINFUL.

ongoing uptake

Try living in Queensland, Australia. That's essentially their accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE

first half a minute

'unicorns'

Adam Hills

'Crap Comedians'

^yup

There is huge appetite across the Department for actionable management information and the analytical insights based on our rich data sets.

Is anyone else getting thoroughly hacked off with interviewees starting almost every answer with "So, ..."? It seems to be particularly popular in the scientific community.

"Pre-read"

'Royal'

Strategerizing....

I'm pretty sure that's not even a word.

"Our face to the market"

I'm going through the annual report of a massive IT company. I'd share some cracking examples but I'd probably lose my job if anyone found out.

We've got a lot of:

legacy
leverage
vertical

and of course everything is an "innovation"

"space"

e.g. - we need to be moving into the retirement space with this proposition.

'what good looks like' is currently boiling my piss.

'Balancing the books' is all any politician seemed to be capable of saying during the election. It doesn't even make sense.

It does - in accounting, it means the debit and credit columns tally. It's just used as shorthand for prudent fiscal policy by politicians.

Book done. Didn't get enough of them printed though :(

Nice.
Woud rep

'we don't wanna boil the ocean...'

meltlord.