I confess...

He could feel you calling

#DADAdadadumdum-dum-dum-DA!-DA!

eeeeh - it was worth it just to hear this guy play bass.

Today I mixed 2 scoops of chocolate whey protein with a tiny bit of milk until it was a slurry then added a couple of shots of our horrible, horrible work espresso and mixed again.

I liked it. It was good. #itsaterribleworldweliveinsowhocares

Protein latte surely? ;)

yep, I'm still waiting for the sikk gainz but I am sure they will come at some point this afternoon.

Caffeine increases absorption of All The Things, right? :p

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I have never understood how that bicycle tag game thread works and at my age it's too late to even try.

You ride around the local park with your mates. One person is 'it' and they have to touch (tag) someone else.

Then that person is 'it' and has to tag another person (not the person who just tagged them though).

Simple.

In the last week I have spent £60 on tambourines that I will never use. Just needed to get that out of my system.

Genuinely laughed out loud. For what purpose?

I've decked it track standing at the lights twice in 5 days. Handless is not easy and i'm shit at it.

Boastfession.

I bought a charge plug 2 and it's my favourite bike to ride ss. However I live at the bottom of a very steep valley so my rides often involve taking my bike for a walk.

You're @>>>>>> AICMFP

At the risk of inviting scorn.. I don't know what that is. Sorry dude.

AICMFP

and I claim my five pounds.

Oh I googled that bit... Still don't understand. It's been a long day and I need it explaining in context for the hard of thinking.

So @>>>>>> is an elderly gent who has to walk up hills because his decrepit body can no longer get him up them. At his age getting anything up is a miracle. So your reference to walking up hills has made someone suggest that you are that elderly chap posing as someone else and they are claiming their £5 reward for outing you.

I confess...earlier I read a collection of "Katie Hopkins' most controversial tweets" and actually found some of them quite funny. If she wasn't being serious she could pass as a bad stand up comedian.

Fave one:

"Neighbour wants to know why I have pants on my head. 'I have been called c**t so many times today, I thought they would suit me'"

Fair enough. Makes sense now. But I'm afraid I'm not that elderly gent.

You're @>>>>>> AICMFP

sigh yes I am and when you see me in person I shall gladly pay you five pounds.

@>>>>>>

I'm really not but feel free to ask the real chap for money heheheh

You're @climbingsidrat AICMFP

i confess...im shamefully scared of the dark...like really really scared and that riding home at night sometimes scare me so i ride faster and hum weird songs in my head.