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Probably due to the prostitutes being on zero-hours contracts.

Excellent

Who is Kirstie Alsop?

The Honourable Kirstie Allsopp, daughter of Baron Hindlip.

thats the one related by marriage to michael gove?

So Texas is being invaded by America ... wut?
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-04-29/texas-governor-calls-state-guard-counter-jade-helm-federal-invasion-fears

(don't read the comments!)
(okay, maybe read the comments)

don't read the comments

u mad bro?

#topkek

http://www.mopo.de/nachrichten/linie-s11-kein-scherz--s-bahn-faehrt-mit-zugemauerter-tuer-durch-hamburg,5067140,30554450.html

The one on my right in this amaze selfie :

I'm confused...

what the fuck is up with her thumb?

^ Bro. Do u even This Morning?
Bit gross warning : https://twitter.com/jennika28/status/593167333566328833

Jealous much?

Who's Damo? He sounds handsome.

Dude. Stop editing. You're confusing me.

are you not philip schofield?

can i have your children?

please stop sending me cheques for 200 quid.

Special.

No. Sure. No. K.

^^ now edit your post and you'll be a millionaire!!!

On the Milliband being interviewed by Brand issue, I feel being interviewed by someone does not equal supporting them.

However this doing the rounds on fb would suggest Cameron is much more of a pellet, not that we needed any confirmation of that:

Or have I been duped and that is a very old photo?

Thats a full quartet of dreadful cunts in the last 2 photo posted on this thread

Münchausen by internet: the sickness bloggers who fake it online

RIP Lynchman. Forever in our hearts.

I miss him.

Isn't he on fire off the Shoulder of Orion?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b05sz78d/britains-biggest-diamond-heist-the-inside-story

David Simon on Baltimore

https://www.themarshallproject.org/2015/04/29/david-simon-on-baltimore-s-anguish

Another Telegraph anigif on the front page. Next election they may have flash,

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03287/MilibandSlips_3287702g.gif

Also, what a scum bag he's turned out to be. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32541079