Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

It would be ace to make a run of comic sans HATE stickerz

Brake cable could be shorter.

So could the stem...

http://www.bikerumor.com/2015/04/21/pacenti-answers-how-short-can-you-go-with-new-pdent-25mm-stem-and-bar/

So now a very short stem is a sign of modernity / progress rather than wrong size / t-rex / under 5" 5'?

;)

that and the fact that short stems under compensate for a massive dick. Whereas long stems, well...

heres my bike (point proved)

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ow

thrones making a good show in here

team throne
http://thronecycles.com/pages/team

well they're good frames. What would you expect?

^^

@bosberg longer stem would snap the brake cable.

I have the weirdest boner...

Are they from the latest series of Game of Thrones?

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yes, as skidded with by the Imp

stevie wonder's dream?

... It is a single speed

On eBay...

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i am all for thinking out of the box but that downtube. if it was at least subtle like this:

It would still be fucking ugly.

Winter is coming

off-and-on-topic: Are mismatched silver & black stems/seatposts insta-anti or can it be pulled off?

I ask because I just got a dark leather brooks second hand. My bike currently has a black X4 and Masterpiece, but seeing as I need to get a setback seatpost anyway, I was thinking of getting a silver Tall & Handsome to brake up the darkness of the saddle. Think it can be pulled off?

Cue the anti-Brooks crowd.

Amaint
Amanti
Am anti

They're almost spelling it out for you.