Football

Doesn't this thread get locked for the next 8 days? Or do we have to listen to all the Spurs whoppers come out when some tinpot east European minnows get blown away by the HarryKane. Or whatever.

I'd like it set up so that if more than 10 of the top 20 all time posters on the thread check a 'lock' box the thread is locked until more than 10 have the box unchecked.

Democracy in action. Except for those excluded, but they can fuck off.

Hey asshole - don't take it out on Prince Harry because Villa are too shit to have anyone of note in the mighty England setup

i think we just count down the number of sleeps till proper football starts villa

I'm watching the Spain game, Ingerlund can suck on my plums... #wheninspain

Kane you believe it. 80 seconds. 2nd touch in international football. Dream debut. Etc.

Oh god. Here we go...

Brace yourselves...

#NextNugent

Hahaha love it

He scores when he wants!

>>>>>>

I'm watching the Spain game, Ingerlund can suck on my plums... #wheninspain>

...Black up with kiwi boot polish? I dunno.

^Sorry wrong sport...

bring.it.on.

That astle video made me proud. When I was 9 I went to a pre season friendly to mark the centenary year (1979) and had a spine tingling moment when the entire ground sang jeff astles name. I didn't know who he was and that was when the long initiation started from my dad.
would be slightly peeved if I was a Leicester fan. Any advantage at this stage of the season is potentially very costly.

Harry Kane has got a whopping cockney head!

Harry Kane is the new saviour of England.

He's got a cockney horse head

"Harry Kanes a wanker, he wears a wankers hat
He dont know what hes doing because hes a fucking Twat.

He misses with his left foot he misses with his right,
he'll never play for Chelsea because hes fucking shite"

Cue transfer to Chelsea in the cards in the next window.

Please not Bilic. And definitely not Moyes. And despite what dyed in the wool WHU fans think, we don't need Di Canio.

That's rather rude for you, Clive...

And lacking in decent punctuation. Is the regular PA on holiday?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2015/mar/27/quiz-premier-league-goalscorers-nationalities-flags

10/10 That is amazing. Well done. You should work for us

10/10 That is amazing. Well done. You should work for us

In which case you be writing Corny's posts for him.

10/10 also. Must be too easy.

Deffo Cliveo. His new pa would have laughed and callednhim grandad.