Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

From Russia with love

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Rad

Yup

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the chrome headset really does screw the build over

Wow very strong page. Is that fatbike some sort of comedy build?

I so want that

Stayer in the wrong thread.

Abbot bicycles' 'Signorina' is literally the worst thing I have ever seen.

Ffs it's a bike that seems to mimic a dismembered girls' body featuring Disney-skinny limbs. It's like a Herman Goering x Jimmy Savile colab'.

Anyone who refers to their bicycle as 'her' and 'she' (which is a suspect habit - bicycles are inanimate obects with no sex/gender duh) should now always remember the highly suspect 'Signorina' every single time they do this.

it reminds me of Pluto

the dog, not the planet

Abbot bicycles' 'Signorina' is literally the worst thing I have ever seen.

I'm willing to wager that Peter Stringfellow disagrees...

I would ride that actually.

Definitely.

I wish they'd bring back motorpaced racing.

Yours for 17.5K Euros

You would be wrong to do so. People would laugh and point.

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Why?!?!?

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There needs to be a reddit-style bot that auto responds when someone posts a stayer bike in here.

Also, is this some sort of offroad stayer bike?

no, just a shit bike

Stayer jump bikes though. #thesportofthefuture

I don't know where to start...

...with fire perhaps?