• Wife and I took a walk with the daughter and dog this afternoon..... found a puddle full of frogs.

    Deviant little fuckers had literally filled it with spawn.

  • Mucky little twats. They'll fuck anywhere!
    I really hope the sight of them made you say, 'here, my mate Luci wrote this mucky story about these aquatic nymphomaniacs...'

  • I think you need to put yourself in their shoes, Luci. If you only got to shag for a period of a week or so all year, do you not think you'd be banging away like a shithouse door in a force 9 gale for the duration of that week?

  • That was my exact words Luci. I'm going to read her it in bed tonight.

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