• Attention! Attention! All points Bulletin!

    Woaaahhh! Be careful out there today people......There's a 20 mile stretch of cycle path and road tarmac betwixt Dartford and Holborn that I've just set on fire as a result of the heat generated from my new super speedy tyres and my nuclear powered short fat hairy legs. 1Hr 25min 03secs (ish). Deffo better than last week. Speeds of 24 MPH were obtained in one place with an av of 13.8, I just phoned the Guinness Book of Records office but all they did was laff and put the phone down. Some people eh! Pfft.

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