What's going on in the Poloverse

Bloody ticket touts ruining non-league football!!! ;)

I blame @Buffalo_Bill...

Did @Buffalo_Bill sell you the ticket for a tenner? Report him to the police! :D

Another German tournament. I've not been there, but it's Octopussy's home club, so they know what's up.

https://www.facebook.com/events/834213249972014

Thats only 100km from here. I think I'll be there, losing wildly.

You guys are the best. I wish all of the poloverse actually knew this.

@>>>>>>
I await your public transformation into a world recognized polo-personality.
#MachineAintGotShit

@>>>>>>
I await your public transformation into a world recognized polo-personality.

His main problem is that slaining polo isn't a 'thing' yet. :)

It's a retarded pastime once colonised by alcoholic misfits and ne'er do wells... I wish those guys the best with this venture, just a shame they didn't invite WorldChump and his malodorous Euro cronies... It's just gonna be another 'World Series', innit...

Follow the live stats at https://www.podiumbikepolo.com/phbp

We are recording Goals, Assists, Shots, Blocks, Turnovers, Steals & Dabs.

No beer stats?

There is beer stats!

#soldonformat

One guy has had one beer.

#formatsucks

Shotgun or GTFO...

ha

We are using Beers to record bad errors that cost a goal. So far:

Chris Simpson for an own goal
Tiffany for redirecting a ball into her own goal
Kremin for missing an open goal, and conceding directly on the rebound.

Just added fouls too, which should be interesting, the Means have had a lot.

So no actual booze stats? What's happened to this game?

Court looks slippy

It's not. They mopped it with soda, not seen people slipping out.

Coca cola works better

it's gonna be a an awesome day of polo today.

Beavers are obviously favourites. No stand-out performances from them, but everyone did their bit for the team, no weak lines.

Any of the next three teams could also win, with the right results. Northwest Pioneers won the individual stats, if they can get it together as a team, they could be a real threat. Drew and Fletcher are two of the hottest prospects in NA right now.

Cargoyles could win if Koyo, Nick M & Sterling can get it to work, amazing offensive skills. Koyo and Sterling had the most steals of anyone yesterday.

Guardians are just the Guardians. Super solid and accurate, nothing too flashy. Dustin has an insane 39% shot to goal conversion rate.

Stats highlights from yesterday:

Most Goals:
Pete 16
Drew T 15
Dustin 15
Nick V 14
Shitty 13
Koyo 13

Most Blocks:
Drew T 22
Julian 16
Nick V 15
Aaron 15

Most Steals:
Koyo 18
Sterling 14
Chris H 12

Highest +/- while on court
Fletcher 22
Shitty 19
Kremin 15

Highest Goal per Shot ratio (with more than 5 shots)
Dustin 39%
Miguel 32%
Pete 31%

Great stats

Sterling has only dabbed twice in his 150 minutes of court time.

Whatever hate there is, there is no denying that this is pretty cool.

I hated the picture john posted on Facebook of the flag waving... In a sport where nationality is totally ignored I find that really distasteful.

I have no problem with the format, or money, we've all known for a long time this was on the cards.

The skill level at the top deserves to be rewarded with money and for that you need more solid teams, which requires subs and tv money.

Can't wait to see which is the first European to be offered money to join one of these teams!? The boy wonder, world champ or dodi?