Epic fail

May not have have been paying enough attention, but was it just the selfy stick that you didn't like?

#notcondoningdrivingonehandedbuthardlyepicfail

I think it's more the fact that by posting the video he's pretty much guaranteed he'll lose his job.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/watch-the-cringeinducing-moment-manchester-gets-new-years-eve-wrong-9952692.html

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/this-advert-for-luxury-london-flats-is-bordering-on-the-apocalyptic--e11dUJmBqe

i've just maxed out my credit cards, cashed in my pension and taken out 7 separate pay-day loans to put a down-payment on a first floor studio apartment in that block.

SUCK IT LOSERS!

/does anyone have any patio furniture i can borrow for a year or three?

//also: nokia 3310?

You can have my 3310 but only after I beat the high score on snake my brother got.

I've got a nice F3 that I haven't actually bought any minutes for yet.
#almostreadytojoin21stcentury

also: nokia 3310

5110.

You can have my 3310 but only after I beat the high score on snake my brother got.

Snake II.

Do either of you even old mobile phone?

^ correct thread.

His employer doesnt give a shit

https://twitter.com/RayQ18/status/552375506893807617

Classy guy. His name alone implies utter assholery (or awful parents).

I'm not on twitter.
Personal fail?
I don't feel tardy.

I'm not on twitter.
Personal fail? I don't feel
tardy. Now haiku.

DLR would be proud.

print to digital. harder than it looks.

and the url is wrong

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-30700872

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjVspqu4Hls

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/worst-fake-20-note-ever-8400606#rlabs=2

This has been branded ‘probably the worst forged banknote in Manchester’.

And incredibly, the stapled photocopy was accepted at a licensed premises in the city centre as legal tender.

The funny money was later handed to a police officer in the city centre.

City centre police Inspector Phil Spurgeon said: “This is probably the worst forgery we have ever seen.

“It’s just two paper photocopies of banknotes stapled together.

I just spent 10 mins typing it out in my browser. It redirects you to a Rick Roll vid :(

Please be true....

Type it in and you'll find out

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/08/police-officer-turns-up-to-work-in-170000-ferrari-gets-jailed-for-gang-crime-5013920/?ito=v-b

On a similar vein a bloke I used to work with turned up to work in a school driving a nearly new porsche 911. It raised suspicions...

He turned out to be into similar past times, lives in Vegas now like a king.

#notjellyonelittlefuckingbitbutcomeonnotonebringin