I'd suggest you should lay the bike on it's side and slide with it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBlFCH0d3o4
Drugged, feet tied and put on trolley.
Poor horse.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBlFCH0d3o4