Knife porn thread

I was looking at that hultafors heavy duty knife on german amazon. I found a review.

in a google translate makes a lol shocker:

First, you must make clear that there is a utility knife. Knife lovers
will make other claims. The blade is very sharp, the blade is very
stable (2.5 mm). The handle is rubberized It is easy to grip and fits
comfortably in your hand. By the orange color trims on the handle, it
is also good to find. The vagina is totally ok for the stated purpose,
very functional, very robust, the knife securely holds. To be improved
would be fitting to wider belts (more than 40 mm and more than 2.5 mm
thickness). Unfortunately, this is not possible. But the attachment of
the vagina to a button is possible.