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My cats are driving me insane.
This morning they came scratching at the bedroom door at 5am, then proceeded to sit at the top of the stairs and wail until I got up. I shut them in the front room so they wouldn’t wake my girlfriend up, but then Opie spent the next 15 minutes throwing himself at the door handle in an attempt to open it. When I was finally dressed and ready to deal with them I went back downstairs, found a big pile of cat vomit on the carpet, an empty packet of Dreamies. The cupboard they were stashed in had the contents strewn all over the kitchen.
Whilst I was tidying this up Gomez did a massive shit on the floor right in front of me. He refused to use the litter tray if Opie has been in it first, so as he had been in the night and I was too busy cleaning up vomit to empty it right away, he just did a protest poo right next to the litter tray. Fuck my life.