I confess...

In their face? ;)

Today i ate two pies by 1300.

And I was brklz fxz but went soft and I thought I would try freewheel. Also, couldn't even do that, formation face on rear innit :(

Freewheel and no rear brake? Now that's a real confession.

Living life on the edge...

Take out dental insurance now while you still have teeth left.

Living life on the edge...

...of suicidal stupidity?

Exactly!

Might I recommend cycle training?

Also, your name reminds me of Cable. Which makes me feel sad.

I thought your link was going to be to Cable which also makes me feel sad.

To be honest, if you are unable to ride a bicycle with a front brake only without face planting then I would seriously consider you trying it yourself.

To be honest, if you are unable to ride a bicycle with a front brake only without face planting then I would seriously consider you trying it yourself.

His point isn't really that he's not able to ride a bike with only one brake, it's that by riding with only one brake on a bike with a freewheel you have no redundancy system in place for the event of brake and or cable (he he) failure

Have you considered polobike training?

No. I like having teeth.

My teeth are fine, Snotter's dental issues are mostly alcohol-related.

I just ate a load of that biscuit spread stuff by dipping a twix (well an Aldi Jive bar) into it. It was beautiful but probably didn't help my teeth either.

Can't really afford the new Rosebikle CX bike I just bought. Not even sure I need or wanted it, only did it because people kept telling me not to.

I just spilled a protein drink on my lap and my jeans now have white marks on the fly. Explaining to people not to worry it's just protein doesn't help.

"I was just having a shake..."

Haw! #rep #etc

Get chocolate flavour...

...brown stains are easier to explain :P

I went to the Pig's Ear beer festival last night. Since it was only down the road at the Round Chapel, I thought I should walk, which I do far too rarely. I closed the front door behind me, walked a few steps, and realised I was wearing my cycling shoes.

Had you had them on in the house, or put them on especially to "step out"?

The minute I learn to drive out in Oz I'm buying a Land Rover Defender...

that's my dream car! get your own dream car!

i even have an autotrader email alert for when new ones come on the market - shits expensive :(