Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

That brake cable...

Which one? The short rear or the un-stopped front?

Any chance you could talk him/her into silver rims/black tires/neutral pedals? Could make a nice rat perhaps.

hello ladies

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frame yours for just 200 euro

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i´d have a eye on that rear wheel.

Classic 2008 fixie bike.

from Rat Bikes thread.

sorry but thats rad as fuck, would ride

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You're missing the point, some deluded soul has set out to assemble a "beautiful", " bespoke", "stunning", "unique" bicycle, set up a still-life scene to photograph it...

and failed on basic taste and decency.

That, over and over again, 1400 pages of warnings to be heeded by the ambitious but naïve.

Frame needs brand decals in each tube, then it'll be complete.

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See previous pages, but in the case highlighted above...

1. SHOUTY GRAPHICS
   
2. Drop bars on a low-pro
   
3. Spok or Deep, not both.
   
4. Looooooooooooong valve in the front.
   
5. Gatorskin on the rear suggests road use, so hipster gonna get hurt, or fit a brake.
   
   

There's probably more, but that's my top 5 for pianobike.

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Mismatched parts - era, colour*, manufacturer, style, accessories etc. Poor graphic design/decals.

*although colour matching is often anti, too

hehe

http://www.designboom.com/design/omer-sagiv-selective-laser-sintering-luna-nylon-bicycle-frame-11-27-2014/

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if you have to ask...

Jesus fuck.

That is immense

I admire the dedication.

Looks like a fence unfortunately :/

urban dictionary so wins again

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A small peice of shit that is attacted(sic) to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry" ">

Another: shit crumb

7m 35s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40BqWdBsBaY