• asking each other "WOT" confirming that we were both moists and weren't going to do anything.

    Byootiful.

    Still - call plod and have the fucker arrested for going tooled up. Just having a knife is an offence, and jail time is mandatory.

  • Ah I really wasn't on the ball, I didn't even think about getting licence plate deets :/

    Was riding through Brockley about 5 months ago coming from @monkdagola pad and a kid came bolting out of a house and a big old knife fell out of his pocket in front of me, I pretended not to see and cracked on, but up the road I was straight on the 101. Then while I was on the phone to the popo this guy with an infinity of glass bottles came running up the road smashing one every couple of yards "I'M NOT DRUNK!..FUCKYOU!".

    Had to explain to the police that I had to hang up and jump on the bike before I got glassed. I saw him getting arrested up the road 2 minutes later, messy.

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