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  • There was a girl in my A-Level Art History class who always had a rat about her person somewhere.

    During the final exam it relieved itself, prodigiously, whilst in the upper half of her dress.

    I was writing about the constructivists, whilst observing a stain form, roughly the shape of Africa, in fresh rat-piss, that covered her entire left had side.

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