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Luci you bastard, you made me cry!!

Of course, you've met the little lad in question! You haven't met Steve Best though. You'll need to watch yourself - he's quite the charmer.

Sorry for the tears!

Next time I'm in yorkshire I want to meet Steve. Your boy is great and you write (as ever) so well!

I really appreciate that, Hats. I'll put a good word in for you with Steve Best. :)

Office Brian in Nineteen Tweets

Just a little bonus post for Monday morning.

I don't want to know Office Brian.

Lady hand! Haha!

I don't want to know Office Brian either.
Office Brian's dad is called Brian.
Office Brian's girlfriend is pregnant.
What's the bets he calls the poor thing Brian or Brianny or Brianne?
Odds fucking on.

This. Lady hand? Haaaaaa.

His second name is Stock.
The hand in the pocket thing causes much amusement. His other nickname is 'Brian Stock, with one hand on his cock'

Lucy, your twitter feed is an absolute goldmine. Easily a chapter's worth for your next book in spoutings and selected conversations.

I felt like a cheat posting the Brian stuff - I can't possibly blag a whole book of that bollocks!

Really?

Following the principles of the path of least resistance, lightening is more likely to strike twice.

That bloke did the "Shit My Dad Says"book.. You can do a "Wankers That Surround Me"

I dunno, I loved your conversation with that plum the other day about scented candles. Epic trolling, top marks.

Number 19 is the funniest one!! Hahaha!!

Just read space walk...

...

The moment my son puts down the Lego he's getting a massive hug.

https://generallucifer.wordpress.com/2014/11/07/136-british-reserve/

A new post today! Bit late but I've been as busy as a bastard.
Cheers!

Love it Luci, I really love your description of entering a hide, such a British feeling.

I think the nearest thing Europe has to the atmosphere in a British bird watchers hide is those wanking booths they have in Amsterdam.

Lovely, I really enjoyed that.

Subediting note: "their" and "there" cocked up in at least three places.

Sort it the fuck out!

Ha! Will do, squire.

That's cheered me right up.

Thanks.

Telephoto man notices, says, “What’ve you seen?”

I say, “Not sure, but I reckon it might be a duck.”

Fantastic.

More of that pls.

Just gone through my 'their' and 'there's.

I don't think I got a single one right! Mind you, I was rushing like mad. I always drop a bollock when I rush.