2017 Dancing James Thread

A place for all your pathological attention seeking and tree-pissing antics.

@dancing james #onepound

Five star thread, would read again...

I am expected to live that long?

Fingers crossed…

Well he's organised, we have to give him that.

Does anyone know where I can get a pitchfork at short notice?

you have 2 years to find one...

Hey you! Make sure, while you keep the fingers in that position, that they are inserted in the right orifice. Up to you if still or in movement.

Now, any of you Dancing James threaders, in fully sober capabilities, knows the real deep and extended version of the Italian expression "salutame a soreta"? (Literally translated is "say hello to sister")

Well, while you're googling it, if you have a blurred idea of the meaning of it, please don't hesitate to translate it in your own fucking language and make sure you are well dressed and feeded, and you will be granted to have a sweet entering into the acquaintance.

Apart that, this thread is awesome.

PS The position of the fingers is the right one BTW.

@dancing james is a top bloke

I've not really been on here much, what's James done this time?

Good thread. Would read again

Strangely relevant soon. BMMF - any lottery numbers you want to share?

Wtf is this shit