Food

Upper bavaria or lower bavaria?

More like "up yours, bavaria!"

No, bavarians don't cheddar, and they definately don't currywurst, either.

Currywurst Fortuna. Lecker.

http://www.hermanzegerman.com

If they sold beer as well they would be better, but the currywurst is pretty good.

Lewisham market yo

1/10

This. Not enough red and white.

motion with curry?

Isn't currywurst just saveloy with curry powder mixed in?

Scraggy chips...

Bratwurst grilled on wood with mustard is rad. Bratwurst fried in oil with sweet ketchup and curry powder is not rad.

Charcoal?

apples that have a pineapple flavour

I would call this blasphemy as well, but then again, I heard people generally "DGAF".
: D

I should imagine in the 18th century, with the discovery of the exotic pineapple from far off climes, that this 'work of god' must have created a stir in society, IYKWIM

A junior colleague on our graduate scheme thought it acceptable to DGAF his outlook on some tasks set, I've heard he doesn't get on with night shifts..

@tina.kino only eats non domesticated species. There is a lot of good foraging for crabapples here so it works out for her.

I was disappointed to learn that grāpeles aren't GMO. They just inject them with artificial grape flavor. Boooooooooooo.

I was disappointed to learn that grāpeles aren't GMO. They just inject them with artificial grape flavor. Boooooooooooo.

poor show :(

soup season is upon me, a quick leek and potato soup for lunch

LOL choose pineappleapples then, they're really rather good FYI

That sounds worse than GMO.

Yeah I know. I have long held the Grāpple up as an example of mankind's victory over nature. To learn the Grāpple has a more pedestrian origin story makes me sad.

just harvested a metric buttload of figs from the tree out front. what the hell are the cool kids doing with figs other than snigger at them on account of them looking like a ladies front bottom?

Fortunately the artificial grape flavour is decocted from the anal glands of genetically modified pugs kept in tiny cages, so it's all good.

Bake a fig roll the size of a pillow.

Some bacon a local smoke house cured and smoked for me from a 1/2 rare breed pig I picked up a couple of weeks ago. Probably the best bacon I have ever eaten!! I clearly need a larger knife to get a clean rasher.