Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

Need to find a better pic of this.

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Couldn't be more slave if you tried.

I'll be selling my bumblebee Roberts in the next couple of weeks. 59.5 ctc seattube 57.5 ctc top tube. Whole thing or splitting.

http://www.pedalroom.com/bike/roberts-track-1988-11556

Need it, Corima has cracked forks so could donate parts...

want but don't need and can't afford, you should do it @TM

Just before the winter hits I got everything dialed in

considering a road bar setup for longer rides but other than that this is "ready"

New setup to ride around London and more....

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Repost I know, but still very nice.

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black on black enve decals, wander if he's just put a vinyl sticker over them?

Put it up against a wall, looks like a serious amount of Scoblebricks™.

stem and bar angle do send this straight to anti

Ridiculous contact point alignment.

You're not selling it anymore?

Ridiculous contact point alignment.

This.

Setting up bars and saddle around how they look is ridiculous and says a lot about what the bike is for (and it's not riding).

Too good to sell... :-B

I do even looking for swap.

Setting up bars and saddle around how they look is ridiculous and says a lot about what the bike is for (and it's not riding).

I always wonder when people say things like this: Do people really think this looks better? I mean what feels better may be some fucked up angles and weirdo setup to match your wretched, contorted, husk of a body but what looks best is definitely level seat and level bars, isn't it?

EDIT: autocorrect wanted there to be fucked up angels for some reason.

wanted there to be fucked up angels for some reason.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Emo

wikihow.com/Be-Emo

The main requirement seems to be esoteric sunburns. It's not really my deal but I appreciate the effort.

the one-sided face burn from the straightened fringe on holiday is worse even than lycra pro-tan

#fakrep

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@miro_o @Fibreglass @arrowplum you are drinking from the piss pot

@miro_o @Fibreglass @arrowplum you are drinking from the piss pot

I don't know what that means, exactly, but it sounds bad.

It's cool though, man, you can have your 'aero' seat and bars position. Just don't say you are doing it for looks.

Perhaps you can take solace in the words of my tight bro @danifoffa who once made this strong argument justifying the same 'agressive angles' on his fine bikes:

...[W]e are well aware the saddle is not at a rideable angle but for the picture we thought this would give a more aerodynamic look, which is the only reason we took it this way, we would never give a bike to a customer set up this way. As for the 'fucking gimped bars' these are track bars and the angle is based on people's preferences so I am not entirely sure what all this criticism is about.