I confess...

my farts right now are so bad they are even offending me

Heinz beans are not stored in fridges in shops. do you store them in your fridge. why?

Once opened they go in the fridge, Shirley?

Once opened the contents should be decanted into a resealable container.

And don't call me Surely.

Once opened you should eat them.

once opened surely they should be eaten : ) but yes, i misunderstood, he stores them after opening the can and not being able to eat everything at once.

I confess that i watch a lot of cookery shows on TV then try to look up the recepies on internet then cook the meal. However, even though the food looks great, what i have cooked does not taste as good as something that is cooked by someone else. Does anyone else ever feel like this?

I may have lied re: n0t getting a Talbot.
:D
(Soon)

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yeeeeeeeee

Ooh...

(its actually getting painted atm)
shh....

I just crossed the picket line.

As a son/grandson of some pretty heavyweight trade unionists i am fucking ashamed of myself.

Minor parking cuntery. I still don't understand why visitors can't just block in the person they visit when asked as now I need to move my car 3 times a week so I don't stay somewhere where somebody else may get offended...

...but toi. Not worth fighting over.

Steel might actually be real

I add the pro to crastination

Should be packing up the house, instead I replaced the gasket on the coffee machine.

Is this because of the frame you didn't really need... ;)

I make out to most people (including my girlfriend) that I have a reasonably strong sense of direction with my life plans

IRL I haven't got a fucking scooby

My overdraft doesn't like you

Mine doesn't like me either ;)

Shifting items time once again

My new phone has put way too big a smile on my face and it doesn't bother me 1/2 as much as it should that I probably won't be able to build my cross bike for a while.

I have until november :)

Imagine the size of your grin from razzing around the woods on a cross bike though.

Imagine the size of your grin from crashing around the woods on a cross bike though.

Ftfy

So true, it's still coming for sure just need to sort the frame and brakes.