The Apprentice - predictions

Cycled past Jordan yesterday, he was waiting for the bus opposite the big Tesco on Old kent Road.

Fuck me.

Is he short.

Was going to shout something witty but my brain engaged too late and cycled past.

Meh.

Oh luisa.
The country so needed your cakes.
Now peoples nuts are all over your cakes in next weeks Zoo
#predictedweekago

My prediction is that awful Irish cunt is going to end up with 50% of nothing.

come back on in the autumn, cant wait, might get in front of a tellybox by then
this mad news story curtesy of surallen on twitter
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/widow-chain-smoker-killed-lung-3886462

whos ready for more televisual carnage? Luisa we wanted your cakes, not your baps

I love this program.

It's great.

Ta

just how edgy are Shoreditch hot dogs these days?

Very, very edgy. The boys are a bit screechy.

it's on again tomorrow

I've never been happier.

much edgier with guacamole smeared on

The best show ever. Sooooo delusional. Thank you BBC.

I cut that, so if you enjoyed it then thanks.

I predict they're all cunts

Safe bet that

Good work. Any gems that didn't make the edit?

Thanks. Not really, managed to cram it all in in the end.

Rory: I am your boss!
Tre: You are nothing to me.

Still my fave.

Average.

Thanks for the support ;-)

Hope you're well

So happy to see it back. LOVE the show.

I really recognised Chiles who was fired. Has he been on tv before?

Nah it was great mate. I watched it and thought of you (not in a sexy way). Some very funny cuts throughout the first half emphasising the campness of the guy who was getting scapegoated and generally making the captain of the girls look like a berk.

The male candidates seem a touch less Bristol uni - protein shake - banker boyish than last year, wonder if that was intentional?

Very happy the show is back. The best junk TV out there.

15 minutes into episode 1.

What an absolute bunch of cunts.