Epic fail

Yeah. The new article has come about because it's now sold in the UK. My company got the Mail to do the PR for it. It happens all the time all over the place.

They printed the same article a year ago. It's recycled bollocks.

It's bollocks.

ftfy

Plus, the device is never going to be right... unless it's the thing that kills you.

Killing daily mail readers...........

It gives you a few beeps to warn you of your last seconds. Then it doesn't kill you. I tried it.

@pifko Yes, it's recycled bollocks, but all PR is. I questioned it because I didn't understand the EPICNESS of the fail. All publicity is good publicity, usually, and if it gets circulated around and leads more visits and possibly open up a site to new users then it works.

I reckon if my death watch started beeping I'd have a heart attack.

Correlation ain't causation.

If it reaches Zero and you don't snuff it can you get a refund?

No, you're legally classed as deceased and can do whatever you want.

Mmm where's Demi Moore?

You might have to make do with closing your eyes and fondling Whoopi Goldberg.

Have fun with that.

Crikey, that's dulled my ardour to put it politely.

Ditto.

For all his faults, Jimmy was a generous host.

I think it was him who, backstage at Top of the Pops, introduced Cream to The Small Faces?

Rape and child sex abuse lolz - page fail.

#failtheme = Public personas blindly using "visible good deeds for The Fans" to polish their own image

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/oct/04/i-married-myself-wedding

Literally a sketch out of Jam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMQyZKS8yAI

What. the. fuck.? I don't understand. That was nonsensical in its entirety. Floating from statements about "I'm so clever" to "I'm so deep" to "I wore a vintage dress" without ever explaining what the fuck it's all about?

Oh - also, "I'm so popular".

My wife just bought some running shoes from a website called http://www.sweatshop.co.uk. Are they trying to be ironic? epic fail.

if it gets it wrong and you die before times up, how do you get your money back?

theres one in Clapham. I giggle.