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I've heard there's a movement towards the centre-right in the Baltic states. It's conservatism with a small sea.

I was on holiday in the Costa del sol last year and I decided to take a dip in the pool, the lifeguard blew his whistle and said "Oi, you can't do that!" to which I replied, "What? It's just houmous."

went to a fancy spanish tapas bar yesterday, tried some of their traditional 10th century dishes

very moorish

^ ha! great

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Reminds of good old Dolan jokes.

Knock knock
Who is there?
Is interrupting potato
Interru-
Man is crush by door. Was break down by Politburo. Wife is rape. Son is kill. Man is taken to gulag.
"What about potato?" Man ask. "Stupid man," Politburo officer say, "is no potato. You have bad ear from malnourish. Was good question though." Man is overjoy that Politburo thought question good. Tells story all the time in Gulag."

Yes, well, Jimmy Carr doesn't have a great deal to worry about.

There is no dilemma because no potato. Such is life

Is father and family eat potato. Family be happy and very excite. But then family is disappear... A man is come in house and say "You have no family. Was hallucination from malnourish". Then father of family is turn to the man and say "Who is you?". Man is disappear.
Was all hallucination from malnourish.

Did you know it's national
Potatoe week?

Who wants to learn Roman numerals? I for one.

Remember T9 predictive text on phones? Ahhh, those were the home

i was delighted when the kind people at the inland revenue wrote to me recently and told me my tax return was " outstanding ", particularly as i can't even remember sending it in ?

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• "I love Beyoncé...

• Whatever floats your boat mate.

• No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'

Ermagurd

Worse

Joke

Evar

So The Specials are back performing live, though they've gained weight since the 70s. I blame all the takeaways on tour - Too Much Foo Yung

what is the sound of a laser gun fight in a church

pew pew pew

sorry

why did the synthesizer go to the dentist?

because it had a saw tooth and decay

Why was the pie waiting in the pub?

Because it was meat'n'potato...

^ oof

^^ oof

Can you tell it's cracker joke season?

What do you call a Spanish man who's had his motor nicked?

Carlos.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
“Ja.”

Could equally work for an Italian Non?

How would that work?

Are you suggesting Italians don't work?