"I had promised my wife we would have a day off on Wednesday. But the players wanted to train! I had said to her, ‘Tomorrow morning, nice croissant for breakfast.’ Then it was, ‘I have to train.’ She said, ‘I thought you have a day off.’ I said, ‘But the players like to train.’ She was, ‘Oh no, fuck off!’"
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/ronald-koeman-louis-van-gaal-has-his-story-mine-is-different-9758807.html
Love this Koeman quote: