The Cat Thread

Who is name calling? I'm not.

If I was antagonistic I would have phrased it very differently, using more swear words.

Edit - adding tusk.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFNPyMivM9Q

Edit again - maybe a better version of tusk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umjYHLt56kg

Just read this brochure 'cats and the law'
http://www.cats.org.uk/uploads/documents/cat-care-leaflets-2013/EG13_Cats_and_the_law.pdf

If another house is taking your cats willingly indoors and keeping them there they can be charged with theft.

Ah, the purrfect crime.

I'm going to douse James in Hai Karate whenever he comes in for food, that should see him evicted from his new home.

Pretty sure a job lot of tynan paste would work on James as well as bikes?

@Dammit - Tell your neighbours to fuck right off and leave your cat alone. There's loads of cats need re-homing out there. They can adopt one of those.

Yeah lots of talk of smearing stuff on cats which at the moment I do not find funny. But no mention about the cat not being held against its will.

No I don't believe you will smear stuff on cats, just a sore topic at the moment after watching kids on the new river estate.

Lynx - Just for once, stop offering advice about things which you know nothing about.

All I am going on about is what has been said on here. What are you making your assumptions on?

Erm.. mostly this :-/

"stop offering advice about things which you know nothing about"

Yeah, dammit, stop torturing that cat by holding him in your house against his will. You should let him come in twice a day to eat and then leave again whenever he wants to- oh.

If you love something set it free, what if it (the cat) only comes back for food and wants to be a one cat household.

Yeah, dammit, stop torturing that cat by holding him in your house against his will. You should let him come in twice a day to eat and then leave again whenever he wants to- oh.

Lets not mention the chair blocking the cat flap.

So you're saying he shouldn't be annoyed that his pet for over a decade has practically run away from home and the fact his neighbour is exacerbating the problem means he should just let it lie?

I think that what he's saying is that Dammit should put James outside and never let him back in ever, because that's what James wants. Maybe he should put a special collar on James that will deliver a painful electric shock if he comes near his old home? It's for the cats' own happiness, after all.

Or chop his balls off, though he's probably already done that, the sadistic fuck.

Annoyed or understand why the cat is unhappy.

Neg rep for not understanding cats or neighbours.

the only way to solve this is for someone to put the cat in the middle of the street and for you to stand at one end of the street, your neighbours at the other and see where the cats loyalties lie.

I think that what he's saying is that Dammit should put James outside and never let him back in ever, because that's what James wants. Maybe he should put a special collar on James that will deliver a painful electric shock if he comes near his old home? It's for the cats' own happiness, after all.

Well, you think wrong.

^^ Then wear this.

cats loyalties

Oxymoron, surely?

I expect I'm wrong because I'm too stupid to understand your very clearly-expressed advice.

So perhaps you're suggesting that dammit sit down with James and do a little therapy session with him, where they can decide, in an adult manner, how James would like to proceed with his life from here forward? Perhaps you could be on hand to translate between the two of them, Doctor Cat Whisperer?

This isn't really about the cats anymore, is it?