Ways not to lock your bike

Locking a lock. This is so meta that I feel it will tear the space-time continuum.

Yo Dawg.

I was on the lookout for terrible locking up on the way to work, saw a MTB locked on the stem and a rusty old triumph (I think) locked under the saddle.

I was on the lookout for terrible locking up on the way to work, saw a MTB locked on the stem and a rusty old triumph (I think) locked under the saddle.

pics or it never happened

I was on the lookout for terrible locking up on the way to work, saw a MTB locked on the stem and a rusty old triumph (I think) locked under the saddle.

I saw a terrible lock technique on the way in today. Bike was just stationary in the middle of the road with no lock or chain or nuffin. I was about to tell the owner what an awful job they had done but they cycled off on it when the lights went green.

It's a shame you didn't post that slightly later so it got caught in the microcosm switchover gap and wouldn't need to be read by future generations.

bikes don't go in reverse, it is totally safe

Calling myself out on this one.

Popped in to the Post Office to send a parcel, came out 10 minutes later and discovered that this is how I had locked my bike.

Mondays eh..

Ways not to lock your bird.

That's how my bird locks hers, too.

Seems fine to me, mainly because your front rack turns into a scaffolding pole which is bolted to the ground.

Seems fine to me, mainly because your front rack turns into a scaffolding pole which is bolted to the ground

Deja Vu.

How astute of you Mr. Anderson.

Spotted this today. Is it still a forum bike?

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Central London about 18:30
Down the pub Keith?
Locking method used.. dental floss.

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Anyone got a 15?

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Was so tempted

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hmmm

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Would almost be 'theft by finding' ;)

spotted this in Amsterdam last week.

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spotted this in Amsterdam last week.

Are you Jesus?

Nice bike, not sure about the front wheel locking technique

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Saw a bike locked with 2 d locks this morning. One around the stem of the handlebars attached to the other one around a railing. No photo as my phone camera is fooked.