Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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  • thats better than most of the so called porn you post

    Too big

  • Guess this person uses the bike at the beach too.

  • Would like to see in power envelope...

  • Ach, eh, no.

  • That camo pattern is so loud, quite like it (good colour combinations)

  • Which is not this

  • i''d love an og hutch

  • you're making me late for work.

  • From ebay finds

    Specially made as I'm 6'4" but wanted the light weight and stiffness of a small bike

  • and the seatpost off a Brompton

  • Tune:
    simple minds - theme for great cities.

  • "Tune!!
    simple minds - theme for great cities."
    ftfy

  • By accident found my first "fixie":

    That's almost 2 years ago. With help of my brother rattle canned old road frame, bought components and putted that together. I had NO fucking clue about bikes at that time and was so happy that I got my first "fixie". Actually, when I'm looking at the photo now, yes it belongs to anti, but it's not that bad. There are worse builds...

    But after few weeks I got bored and turned that thing above to THIS FUCKING BADASS MONSTER:

    Last part was Arospokk, for which I paid £220 at that time (lulz). When I got the spokk, I thought that I have the best biek in London.

    Just look at it: fucking raw steel frame (winter time btw, no lacquer), yellow Cinelli Alter with pinup girl because fuck you, risers other way around ("I have no idea what am I doing"), 6 fucking sick spokecards (6!!!!!!), sew off braze-ons, brklzz because fuck da police and the best for the end: MOTHAFUCKIN' SPOKK !!!

    Once I arrived to LMNH together with my brother to fix my puncture. We were quite new on the forum and didn't know anybody. There was Apollo and YSB outside as well.

    Next day I noticed in Spotted thread that Apollo mentioned me and used words like: hipster, chainslack, spokk, risers other way around, cinelli Alter...

    After reading this me and my brother just thought that he's jealous and hating on us.

    Well, end of the story of my first "fixie" antis. Sorry for long and gramatically wrong post.
    Lying in a bed with thigh muscle bruise and very bored...

  • too much info

  • too little info

  • Too fucking bored guys. Sorry.

    Too long, didn't read version:
    My first fixie transformed to that "hhsb" machine.
    Apollo jealous.
    End of story.

  • I liked the long version

  • i'm callin' horseshit

  • what are these guys doing?

  • i lol'd.
    i think pretty much everyone's first build(s) is a mess; think there's even a thread for it.

  • It's called r/fixedgear

  • gang colours innit

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