• Who do I speak to about my plan to use nuclear weapons to turn the Old Street / Great Eastern Street junction in to glass at around 0830 on a week day? Is that a Sustrans thing?

    Standing perfectly stationary at the traffic lights, waiting for a green man, some fucking jimmy rode directly in to the back of my legs. Upon confrontation, he said 'I thought you were going to cross the road'. After categorically and aggressively pointing out his unbelievable lack of common sense and suggesting he might be better off writhing in a cave with his other eyeless invertebrate cousins, I cross the road only to have some utter, utter cunt wobble directly in to me, head on. The only thing that stopped me clapping the twat right in the mouth was that beating someone to death in the middle of a road, surrounded by pedestrians, tends to have negative consequences on my liberty.

    I have run out of my medication and this may be having an adverse affect on my commute, but seriously. That triple road / cycle lane / pavement overlap is one of the worst bits of cycle-planning I have the misfortune to use regularly.

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