Tour de France 2014

^^ That translation for Panzerwagen in french should be voiture blindée.

lol

Icepack gone now. That's a souvenir I wouldn't be scurrying to pick up.

Allez la bleu! Come on French types keep that ol wheel sucker at bay!

lulz at Mollema trying to keep pace with TeeJay and wriggling like a snake on the bike

Quality and quantity of bunting impresses.

Valverde withering up on the vine of cuntishness.

That moment when he needed a wheelman the other day and all he got was a sea of blank faces.

Quintana will be sitting watching this in an ermine cape as he awaits the team leader crown being returned permanently.

No! Peraud punctured!

The Panzerwagen does not approve

L. Ten Dam's snot face...

Ten Dam got juice on the motocam earlier. Eeeew.

l ten dam is fucking disgusting man

sort out your general nose and mouth area pls

Bardet plz.

Bardet. phew.

No, Peraud. Thanks Eurospurt.

Acte de sabotage?

Quality French engineering more like.

Pinot's mum with a handfull of tacks for men in brown shorts?

Tacks? With the shitness of Michelin tyres all it would take is some particularly stale breadcrumbs.

so will anyone race for a better position tomorrow given the gaps or is that just a no-no?

lot of making the calculation going on today

l ten dam is fucking disgusting man

sort out your general nose and mouth area pls

He's riding as hard as he possibly can, it's never pretty.

What do you want him to do, dab at his face with a pocket handkerchief as he rides?

4th, with no Froome, Contador or Quintana in the race. Bettered by two French riders.
Now fuck off and retire you spoiled, egomaniacal, lying, cheating bag of shit. Go and spend some quality time with your DNA.

Thought he might pinch a stage win at some point. Never really considered him for the podium before the race. Imagine he changed his goal once Froome and Contador crashed out and ended up falling short on all counts.