Epic fail

Sexually experimental geckos???????

"C'mon baby, how do you know you won't like it?"

Noooooo!

Sex in space must be difficult.

How do they get purchase, those geckos?

Dunno about those specific ones, but the type I have bite the neck during to hold the female still

"C'mon baby, how do you know you won't like it?"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-28471433

They asked a friend's rockabilly band to play this, they wanted a six piece band to share £75... They expected them to play for most of the day... 'It'll be great exposure for your band to play at our event'... Really?

Fuck off!!!

"this design work i want you to do for free will look great on your CV"

6 piece rockabilly band? how even?

6 piece? That's two whole rockabilly bands.

I need a rock band to play in my garden while I sit and watch. Is £100 ok? Bring CRB checks.

Dunno about those specific ones, but the type I have bite the neck during to hold the female still

Give them some privacy, you perv!

They asked a friend's rockabilly band to play this, they wanted a six piece band to share £75... They expected them to play for most of the day... 'It'll be great exposure for your band to play at our event'... Really?

Fuck off!!!

I fucking hate stuff like this! Under pressure 'creative' encouraged to rip off artists.

Pay. The. Talent!

Double bass, drums, two guitars and two singers... I think they did something for them last year but got paid full whack... Crazy...

I blame the bass man

Slappa da bass mon

Sounds delicious...

http://themetapicture.com/people-kept-complaining-this-restaurant-sucked-look-what-they-found-out/

Epic human species fail.

Think that was debunked on another thread a week or two back.

Repost fail.

right wing, low iq'ed, wack job sarah palin starts her own tv channel

https://sarahpalinchannel.com/

monthly costs just a bit more than something called netflix, whatever that is

so say the commentators

epic pal' thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A guy at work had a friend who told him he could get him A LOT of near sell by date pop corn for free. Part of some weird promotional thing.

The guy said, "sure, send me as much as you need to get rid of". His mate said "It's probably about 70, is that ok?" The guy said "aye, just get it delivered to our goods entrance" thinking it was 70 crisp packet sized bags of popcorn that he could hand out at work.

This is what arrived today;

Queue the panic and mass hysteria you get whenever an office full of locusts hear there is free shit going. No matter what it is, if it's free, they want it. And if they don't get some of the free shit, they feel hard done by. Some people were walking out with 6 boxes.

Cue a pile of about 8 blue Metcalfe's topcorn boxes arriving in our office. Expiry date Aug 2014. Coincidence? I think not.

Build a fort. Post in Epic Win thread.

Guy opened his car door outside my place and it was smashed up by a passing bus. Sort of cool seeing 2 bad things come together like that(car dooring and buses).

Also streatham hill by the bingo hall road is covered in glass.