pro cycling reportage at it's most dubious

Votre desir est mon plaisir, monsieur.

^ ya drongo

enjoyed that, I imagined the bus driver to sound just like Hippy, he swears more tho…

more motor-vehicular themed punditry for your smirking enjoyments.

Tour de France: A Horse's View

In Kiryienka we Trust

Sacked for 'pushing like a sheila'

A+, would read again etc

Plenty of giggles in there

merci, gentilhommes.

"French Cycling No Longer Shit"

Now the scroll-of-intinite-tumble has vanished is it even possible to go back and forth and dig for more good stuff?

Oh. Archive...

Wow. I missed the one with cheeky Fugslang and Vino dressed like Christina Aguilera.

Love it.

some good stuff in here uber. chap to the fuckin eau

I've been enjoying this, read every article so far.

#muchfacts.

Awesome. Have shared

Strong work sir.

Is it too much to hope for Vuelta coverage...

I too, am hoping that Ocelot continues with the pro cycling insight once the tour is over.

oh you guys... Ocelot's got a wee subtle boner right now.

will the Ocelot be turning his cold, dead, journalistic eyes to the Vuelta, track racing and the spring classics?

I for one would like to see an expose into the nefarious dabblings of Dr Schick

Ocelot is planning Buckfast saturated, deep fried and intravenously injected on site reportage from the Commonwealth games road race in the short term, maybe the Vuelta etc after. He might just eat chips instead though, it's a tightrope of motivation and opportunity but he's deeply touched by the enthusiasm shown and thanks his dear readers for the appreciation and encouragement.

The last few days have been a bit lacklustre because of existential issues that are a bit more pressing, but planning an afternoon of hangover management and the TT is always a good opportunity for a semi-interested listen while posting...

I'd be interested to see what Ocelot could produce if he some effort in, but I hear that's the story of his life.

Towel Time Trial Champion-Exclusive Interview

Horner Vuelta Withdrawal: Plaque Superieure Exclusive

Yay! he's back!

Insightful stuff.....suck on that Horner!

At long fucking last, I'd missed my favourite journalist. Welcome back, Ocelot Gruber.