ELF - First Videos

Or like me waking up in my pants with full on morning glory to the really annoying, loud noise of other more organised cunts getting their bins taken away and feeling like a total loser because it was the ONE thing I really should have done yesterday evening but I sat drinking beers in the sun in the garden and now when I look outside at the bins, I also see a wee chair surrounded by empty bottles of Moretti strewn across the grass, and it just makes the decision making processes that much clearer?