ELF - First Videos

It's just dicking around, the main problem is it's painfully dull and douchey. You lot don't get into such a self righteous rage over BMX videos of guys jumping around in pedestrianised areas. **The videos are boring and shit **but you don't need to drag all the fun out of riding a bike.

i think that's what's the turnoff.

the impulse to exhaustively document banal, slightly douchey riding, put more effort into the post-production than a Ridley Scott movie, and all in the name of...? I can't figure it out. The credits/rider profiles suggest that you're all latter day Danny MacAskills or something, and you're not. You're guys that ride bikes. On streets. In a city. Quite badly. A soundtrack and some filters isn't really making me want to come hang out with you, if that's your aim.

Acquire bike. Ride bike. Go to pub. Try and ride home (or not!) Repeat.