What time is it? Watches and horology

What is the worst watch you own? Not your 'beater', not your dress, not your shirt or your shiney. What is the watch that you still own but never wear because it was a mistake and embarrassing.

This is actually the 2nd one I've owned. First was a birthday present when I was young. First 'proper' watch. I loved it and wore the shit out of it. It was one of those "£790 rrp, on offer for £79" scams you get in newspaper supplements. It eventually broke and got thrown out. Many years later on a watch forum someone was pretty much offering one as a freebie when clearing shit out of a drawer. I had to have it for nostalgia's sake, but I'd never wear it now. Still think it's pretty, but tacky, cheap and basically a Daytona knock-off.