ELF - First Videos

I, personally, only RLJ when it is exceedingly clement.*

*And there are no kids around because I am in Jermany**
**J/K I don't RLJ at all but I do fail to yield right of way when cars are coming from the right because I still can't get my mind around the German right of way rules. I should film myself doing that.

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Reason to jump red lights:
No-one around to see
Too Drunk
A bit Tired
Slightly Late
Fixie Skidda Alleycat points
For the Lulz
Hill Start
Being a badass
Out of embarrassment
You're just about to get a Strava KOM
Trying to copy the person trackstanding and failing badly
Colourblind
Need a poo
Cannot trackstand
Looks like a bad crowd in the ASL
Tax Reasons
Ped pushed crossing button when there wasn't a cyclist/vehicle within sight
You are turning left (because you can do this in the US of freakin' A so it must be OK)
You have a flamethrower strapped to your bike which is legal in the US and you can torch anything that gets in your way
Everyone else is doing it
You really need that poo
You did a poo
The light isn't particularly tall, about waist height, and you fancy the athletic challenge.
Touching cloth.
Because existential crisis
need to get a ticket
You're feeling a bit frisky and the light is red hawt.
Dodgy knee
Riding braeklzz, can't stop don't want to
Because you're just more important than those light-stoppers.
Trying to even things up since London's infrastructure mainly serves cars.
anarchist
You need to get to your destination so that you can FIX THE FICKING LIST.
Too busy fixing lists to look for red lights
It's 2am, I triple checked, there's fuck all coming and I don't have a number plate
Your mum.
Solipsism
You stopped in front of everyone waiting in the ASL and suddenly feel really self conscious.
Simon says.
Daryll from down the road and a bunch of other kids did it first.
It's sex night