Tour de France 2014

i reckon they could do it quicker with a bit of extra weight onboard.

^^ Who are 'they'?

Sorry - Phil and Paul.

They're smoking crack.

Different wheels maybe but probably just a bike that's working.

They're smoking crack.

Different wheels maybe but probably just a bike that's working.

Crack would explain a lot.

They inject themselves with blood that's been in a fridge. Cools them down.

I'd be interested in plaquesuperieures take on the correlation between climbing ability and length/extravagance of religious icon necklace

Srsly. I hadn't noticed until you mentioned it. Silly Spaniards. They must sound like wind-chimes.

Although Porte isn't too far behind in that race either.

Did Phil just say Yeti are "extinct?"

Err, have you seen one recently?

Only your mum.

Ohhhhhhh!!!!

Chamrousse is where Jean Claude Killy won downhill, giant slalom and slalom gold in the 1968 Winter Olympics.

I've been skiing there. Nice place, pretty small though.

Come the fuck on Purito...

It's almost cute how Movistar still think Valverde has a chance...

There are not enough chevrons in the world for Valverde

Nibs looking cool

Live text saying G has fallen off - who's the Sky rider in the group with Porte?

Live text saying G has fallen off - who's the Sky rider in the group with Porte?

Mikel Nieve

I don't think he fell - just out the back door.

I meant figuratively!

Porte cracked..

Porte going...

Oh dear. Plan C?

Best news of the week.

^^ everybody falls off?

So much for 'Plan B'.

Where's Wiggo?