ELF - First Videos

Finally I can post a percolator again. It's been a while.

Percolator-true version-Chi town - YouTube

urinators gonna urinate

Can somebody edit the video to Vangelis pls...

Or make a lfgss one with super slo mo close ups of face stroking douchery accompanied by tearing synth etc

Dictators gonna dictate

Ordinatas gonna ordinate.

Plates gonna plate

"Today must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays"

Posting in thread

Quakers gunna quake.

ocelots gonna ocilate

no? just me then

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I actually went on my first ELF ride this week after having scoffed at the idea and brushing them off as being a bit silly but I will be the first to admit that it was a fun ride and they are a good bunch.

Did they film each other cutting up pedestrians?

What do you do on an ELF ride?

I always though these fixie-gangs were a bit sad but are they like normal club-runs (though assuming half the distance & done in jeans)?

Joking aside what do these groups actually do?

On a positive note; I did like the music in the first one.

I actually went on my first ELF ride this week after having scoffed at the idea and brushing them off as being a bit silly but I will be the first to admit that it was a fun ride and they are a good bunch.

Participants gonna participate

What do you do on an ELF ride?

I always though these fixie-gangs were a bit sad but are they like normal club-runs (though assuming half the distance & done in jeans)?

Joking aside what do these groups actually do?

On a positive note; I did like the music in the first one.

I reckon it works like this:

Go to meet some mates, maybe at a pub
Go for a ride with your mates, wear jeans if you want, they won't care
Go back to the pub
Go home

Honestly, if you can't get twatted on White Russians and do skids in front of cars because someone on the internet doesn't like it then it's a sorry state of affairs.

What do you do on an ELF ride?

I always though these fixie-gangs were a bit sad but are they like normal club-runs (though assuming half the distance & done in jeans)?

Joking aside what do these groups actually do?

On a positive note; I did like the music in the first one.

Common ELF mistakes, they are actually a team and so spend all the rides training.

I reckon it works like this:

Go to meet some mates, maybe at a pub
Go for a ride with your mates, wear jeans if you want, they won't care
Go back to the pub
Go home

Honestly, if you can't get twatted on White Russians and do skids in front of cars because someone on the internet doesn't like it then it's a sorry state of affairs.

Hear Hear, it's ELF and Safety gone maaaad.

What do you do on an ELF ride?

I always though these fixie-gangs were a bit sad but are they like normal club-runs (though assuming half the distance & done in jeans)?

Joking aside what do these groups actually do?

On a positive note; I did like the music in the first one.

It was just a group ride, we rode out to greenwich and back. No cutting up pedestrians, no whip skidding old ladys in the face, at one point we had to overtake a van in slow motion but other than that is was no different from your average group ride.

Surprised this hasn't been posted:

Someone shop a spok in

What do you do on an ELF ride?

I always though these fixie-gangs were a bit sad but are they like normal club-runs (though assuming half the distance & done in jeans)?

Joking aside what do these groups actually do?

On a positive note; I did like the music in the first one.

We do rides every tuesday (except one). One of them is pretty much just a social where people can meet new people have a chat and ride to some nice places at a slow pace. Very similar to LFGSS's St.Paul's ride. The other two Tuesday's we do Regent's laps. Again different people do it a different pace but everyone tries to push themselves and go a little faster each time. Whether you do it in jeans or not, up to you (sorry no pubs on this one either). An of course we had guys doing Dunwich Dynamo, Box Hill basically just trying to enjoy other events as well. Basically ride and enjoy.

otaku gonna otakugate

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This made me laugh a lot.