Owning your own home

This is my plan. My flat would buy a 2/3 bed house somewhere in the less nice part of the Golden Triangle once paid off. I won't be retiring in fucking London, that's for sure.

Fucking right... see you there! I sure as shit can get a lot more for my money in Norwich when I sell up... a pal of mine looked at what she could get for her 2 or 3 bed on Amhurst road... turned out to be a 6 bed detached house on Bracondale.
I have seen big listed properties for 250... Norwich and early retirement hear I come!