Tour de France 2014

^^this!

Frame snapped! Fuck!

Frame snapped according to ITV4

This will be the B-Team tour.

All we need is Nibs to tumble and it'll be Fuglsang vs Porte vs Rogers

Is Contador riding a Canyon!? Apparently the frame snapped.

Who is this Phil tosser. Jeez?

4 mins to make up. where's his fucking team?

Riders are not allowed to travel back down the course so the most they can do is stop and wait for him.

Though admittedly you'd expect them to stop straight away.

What? Was that the cause of the crash?

531 frames ftw next year

So, presumably all talk of removing the 6.8kg weight limit presumably just flew out of the window...

#steelisreal

Sagan to drop back, pace Bert back to the group, re bridge and then win the stage.

Just for fun.

Is Contador riding a Canyon!? Apparently the frame snapped.

Specialized, innit? If the frame has broken, it's hard to tell if it's cause or effect.

Specialized bike prices just slashed in half. Roll up.

Kwiatowski for yellow? Only 4 odd mins down on the others...

hard wee bastard.

Elsewhere, Martin looks like Mother Duck wearing those polka dots and trailing his little ducklings up the hill.

Specialized, innit? If the frame has broken, it's hard to tell if it's cause or effect.

You missed the joke there.

Never mind.

wee delivery of a sticky bottle for contador... 1 part water to 5 parts co-codamol

If my frame snapped with the potential of it having easily gone on a slippery descent, I'd not be getting on another bike.

Which is why I'm sitting on my sofa getting fat.

Maybe dan doesn't know Ho, Canyons worst advert.

Prescriptions being back-dated as we speak.

^^^^ it's a Ho thing

Wee delivery? This is no time for a doping control.

Machado has crashed and abandoned.

The Guardian is saying he has not.

Lets see what Bertie is made of, Lance style charge up the field?

No particular fan of Bertie, but surely Astana should be sitting up a bit