Football

Ditto... Lying on my couch, glass of Rioja to hand, deal with it...

In bed with iPad.

Winning the comfort stakes.

Too much detail?

Oscar's acquitted himself well. Luiz needs acquitting of any and all footballing duties.

Wow, 45mins already?

The kids upstairs are having a party... I think Pisti's DJing, the music is awful...

I'd love Daley Blind to come to Chelsea. Super versatile..

'In bed with IPad'

Translates as:

"I'll be having a toss soon to take the edge off before I go to sleep"

I'd love Daley Blind to come to Chelsea. Super versatile..

Is that what David Blunkett reads?

Ian Wright makes Robbie Savage look knowledgable

No TV = iPad as football screen. Phone for the forum.

Dutch TV app allows you to watch the game with radio commentary.

BBC/ITV take note.

Sounds legit... This has been the knob-out World Cup...

I'm hearing whispers that Luiz is being sent to Goodison on loan next season...

Sweep up behind the legend barry

http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/north-korea-close-to-winning-the-world-cup

Reminds me of the story of the previous Glorious Leader shooting a round of 17 hole in one's on a full length links course.

Radio commentary is always five seconds ahead. No point unless you are pissed.

So, I'll make it simple to a Kopite from Deptford

Who's the biggest cunt, Nando or Suarez?

I'll make it 100% clear to the cock-o-ney from Swindon who spent less time in Liverpool that a teenage virgin on his first fuck:

dunno.

We're on the up,** great manager**, decent, well balanced looking team...just owned by a cunt

Bit like you back in '92/93

Is this the same cunt that said he'd be drinking some kind of urine /hydrogen peroxide concoction when Martinez was linked?!

#deffoknowledgable

Party update:

They've cranked the tunes up, there are already people shouting outside the house...

I've unplugged our doorbell... Theirs doesn't work, y'see...

I may trip their fuse box just before I hit the sack, just for the lolz... It's in our hall...
#tooeasy

What's the music?

I'll make it 100% clear to the cock-o-ney from Swindon who spent less time in Liverpool that a teenage virgin on his first fuck:

dunno.

Love it....you went to Uni there and fucked a few scouse birds no doubt and you think you're Jimmy fuckin Tarbuck!?

#stillbeentoanfieldmoretimes

Bollocks dance music... I've got the TV up well loud so I can hear the 'expert ITV commentary'...

http://static.squarespace.com/static/520afd41e4b0b43f7977fb8c/t/52e8b137e4b0e16c45f28889/1390981432855/arnold-schwarzenegger-marketing.jpg

Call the OB, say there's strong smells of weed coming from the premises above and you think there may have been a rape up there*

*David Brent

They're mates of mine... But I will be waking them up at 10am tomorrow with my own renditions of Guns 'n' Roses greatest hits...

Sorry wrong meme. ^^ was for the ipad talk.

This is for the fusebaux