What's it like to live in Brixton / Brixton Borders

Really?
There are many worse places in my life.

I am sorry to hear that

norwood feast in four days. white folks gonna be white.

Such flipflop. Many tote

I'm in Yorkshire. Dan, can you take my place?
You'll fit the bill better.

I'm off to Brockwell Park... Too nice not to...

you in later joe? i'll be knocking on your door later for you know whats. i expect to be treated with the regulation diffidence and contempt befitting of the unannounced caller.

It'll be waiting for you under the rubbish bin.

Yeah, gimme a bell later...

Just got back from BP. Beautiful but now my hayfever is nuclear. I'm teaching in an hour and my puffed up face looks distinctly yew tree.

I'm in Yorkshire. Dan, can you take my place?
You'll fit the bill better.

roger that. It is true that I am effortlessly middle class... I exude gentrification and shit deli's.

this, on norwood high street.

good luck with that, cunts.

also, for damo:

4 eva in ar fests.

Was just talking to my Jamaican mate and longtime Brockley resident, Amanda, in the canteen at work...

She loves Brockley's UPWPM... LOVES IT!

SUMWPM.

It's great - so long as you don't mind being stung 7quid for a cheese & ham toastie.

I'm so glad I was in Yorkshire this weekend.

We were too

We were too

#tooeasy

Went to B&Q in West Norwood to buy a broom. "Oh I'm sorry, we've sold out of brooms." What the fuck?

Outside, I got in an argument with the fishmonger because I didn't want to walk on the horrible fishy water he was sweeping out of his shop and he somehow took offence at this.

West Norwood, you make it really hard for me to like you.

Went to B&Q in West Norwood to buy a broom. "Oh I'm sorry, we've sold out of brooms." What the fuck?

Outside, I got in an argument with the fishmonger because I didn't want to walk on the horrible fishy water he was sweeping out of his shop and he somehow took offence at this.

West Norwood, you make it really hard for me to like you.

Steal the fishmongers broom, 2 problems solved at once.

Steal the fishmongers broom, 2 problems solved at once.

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Went to B&Q in West Norwood to buy a broom. "Oh I'm sorry, we've sold out of brooms." What the fuck?

Outside, I got in an argument with the fishmonger because I didn't want to walk on the horrible fishy water he was sweeping out of his shop and he somehow took offence at this.

West Norwood, you make it really hard for me to like you.

You're not really trying to fit in around here, are you?

Is it the concern for cleanliness and sanitation that gives it away?

wezt norwod neva fogivs, neva fogets.

Do u even Electric Avenue, bro?!?

We were too

#tooeasy

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