Sorry - that sounds really unsympathetic.
I hope your gooch feels better soon, it's probably nothing more than a haemotoma or localised soft tissue trauma.
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Sorry - that sounds really unsympathetic.
I hope your gooch feels better soon, it's probably nothing more than a haemotoma or localised soft tissue trauma.