'Music' festivals: a total ripoff, for clueless cunts.

metallica: who you call when RHCP are busy.

Except RHCP are (were) actually a brilliant band. Any cringeworthiness there is regarding RHCP can be levelled squarely at Kiedis. The other three, by which I mean Flea, Frusciante and Smith, are amazing musicians.

I like Metallica. RHCP and their fucking bridge can get fucked.

#opinionsweallhavethem

I saw RATM in '94

who are this DHCP?

Who were all the nodders at the back of the stage when metallifuckingcunts were on?

they're gash and have been for a longer time than they've been not... gash.

Red Hot...

i saw ratm in '94

who are this dhcp?

192.168.1.1

I wonder how many people would go to these events if they got free tickets..

So... We don't have long to get Lufugussaloserz '14 planned... We need a committee...

having spent 6 months camping in a field with no modern conveniences surrounded by the worst humanity has to offer, i can safely say that i have no compulsion to repeat the experience in this lifetime.

i would happily scalp a free ticket tho.

So... We don't have long to get Lufugussaloserz '14 planned... We need a committee...

All music acts chosen by Mick

Only if I could stay at a nearby Michelin starred country manor hotel with 24hr helicopter access...

All music acts chosen by Mick

Are Fleetwood Mac currently touring?

no, but you could see all these at cropredy:

Thursday 7 August

• The Waterboys
  
• Steve Hackett - Genesis Extended
  
• Capercaillie
  
• Joe Broughton's Conservatoire Folk Ensemble
  

• Fairport Acoustic Convention
  Friday 8 August

• The Australian Pink Floyd Show

• Chas & Dave

• The Wonder Stuff

• The Travelling Band

• Churchfitters

• Ben Folke Thomas

• Edwina Hayes

• Deborah Rose

• BBC Radio 2 Young Folk Musicians of the Year
  Saturday 9 August

• Fairport Convention

• Al Stewart

• Marillion

• Cara Dillon

• Treetop Flyers

• Reg Meuross

• Blackbeard's Tea Party

• Richard Digance

That looks worse than a paper cut to the bell end

Never heard of them. Any electric banjo jazz music?

All music acts chosen by Mick

Right, that's it, which place on the planet is the furthest away from the festival site?

Right...fuck it...I'm gonna say it. Disclosure were fucking awesome, and I wished I was there. Went in 2010. Pure sunshine. Met a girl. Fell in love. Best festy ever by a fucking mile. Don't get why many of you lot have got your knickers so twisted.

#wank

I wonder how many people would go to these events if they got free tickets..

I was given a free Glasto ticket in '92

I fucked it off

#wank

That was a pretty awesome disclosure, though.

Having always refused to buy a ticket for Glastonbury in the past I was talked into it by my girlfriend this year; all the negativity you can think of is true.

Admittedly I did have a good time & did see hear some good music but the overall feeling can be summed up by that "cunts everywhere" lion king meme.

The highlight was probably the transformation from perfectly made up girls bleating "love the farm" on Thursday to pilled up chavs squatting in the in the middle of the path by Saturday night.

I made a 'no paying for festivals' rule a while back. Been to Glastonbury twice since, once when I played (clang) and once when my mate played. Both times it was a laugh, but I wouldn't have gone if I'd had to pay. Too big, too many bellends, not enough of that proper festival vibe.

This year, my 24 year old brother went with his mates and my 57 year old teetotal mum went by herself. Both had a lovely time (although my mum stayed in the travelodge down the road and made her way in each day). I don't know what that says about the festival, but there you go.

bantaman sound like a top top guy.

just watched M.I.A - more like it, bonkers music

Interestingly the rendition of Gangalang where she pretty much sits on a fans face has been edited out of the iplayer footage...

I still wanna be a dancer in her 'band'.